Dear Onyx

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I Dislike you. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me At the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you Ignore My best friend. I'm sure you're High enough to understand That there is no solution to this. I'm returning Your tame stone to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about To ruin the second world war.

Go burn,
-Luci ULrich-